Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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