I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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