She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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