i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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