Soap is not a condiment
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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