Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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