let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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