It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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