The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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