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why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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