just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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