why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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