I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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