sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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