they need to just BURY HIM!
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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