Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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