if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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