I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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