the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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