my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Everyone says I win the strip club
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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