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Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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