You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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