There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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