There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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