Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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