I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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