wakey wakey hands off snakey
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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Can you bring me the toilet please
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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