Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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