so explain again why im purple
no
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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