Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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