Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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