i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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