is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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