Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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