It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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