I want to stick my p in your. b.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
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I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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