if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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