There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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