Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Drake has all the answers
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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