you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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