this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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