Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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