I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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