My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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