we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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