You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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