I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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