So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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