you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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