Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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