lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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