i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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